Tutankhamen 

Put a hedgehog on the moon
How come only the flamingos and puppies 
Get a bite of the croissant
It is better not to laugh if you don’t find the joke funny
Don’t pretend to like the dish for you will be trapped eating 
Things that don’t mix your tastebuds and cowboy boots 
Start a sentence with pillow
Have you ever said thanks to the sun or grass 
Two blankets at once after a hot shower
How long should I put the potatoes in the grill 
As she walked through the isle looking for smoked salmon 
I awed and wandered that we have more options 
Than King Tutankhamen