The boy who cried wolf

Well done.
The boy who cried wolf was actually a prophet 
Now watch him save the qualified idiots 
Who were measuring rulers to measure rulers 
Nothing worth a microscope 
Can be seen 
It was called genius when an old roman said it 
But unless I am rich 
My words are straws and bubbles
Why did you bother buying the soda water 
And why are there no lights in this pub 
Everyone has to find their niche 
And mine just happens to be 
Love and wishes